crumpled on the floor
didn't fit
obviously cheap
hang again
five more days
sized wrong for sure
nope, not yet
throw in closet
cover with clothes
now the bad guy
sucking in
lying down
not gonna happen
stomp on them
yell at them
hold them and cry
blame them, not me
one more chance
that's all I'll give
one leg
then the other
zip
button
breathe
my new favorite jeans
#SLICE2013
Yes, the classic battle for gals! Love the "denial" passage -
ReplyDelete"nope, not yet
throw in closet
cover with clothes"
This is me! Thanks for sharing!
Hummmm....sounds very familiar especially , "yell at them
ReplyDeletehold them and cry
blame them, not me"
You have captured a common experience perfectly.
I love that. Your hope made me laugh. That's how I feel about swim suit season....
ReplyDeleteI had that experience recently... but then I got sick and stopped watching my intake as closely... so the battle is back. :) Thanks for reminding me that we're not alone in this.
ReplyDeleteSoooo not alone!
DeleteJeans - such a love/hate relationship I have with them. We all fight the battle!
ReplyDeleteRight? AND they are always too short, too long, funny pockets, blah, blah! Ugh!
DeleteI stopped with the battle and had a good day jeans and "fat" day jeans. The worst is that my "fat" jeans, have become my regular jeans.
ReplyDeleteI can so relate!
DeleteYikes! Seems like so many of us fight this war! I was doing pretty well, then the battery in my scale died. And of course, if you don't have a scale, you don't have to be careful, right? And mow my jeans feel really tight again! :(
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on winning the war, at least for one week!
exactly! I'm living in the jeans moment!
DeleteSo perfectly written! I wanted to celebrate with you in the end!
ReplyDeleteby doing the jeans dance? :)
DeleteSo true! you put such a struggle into great words! Definitely relatable!
ReplyDeletestory of my life! :)
Deleteawesome! love it! been having that battle a lot lately - recently won it with 2 pairs of jeans - happy about that!
ReplyDeletebecause you rock!
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