Word Choice

You know, I knew being a mom was going to be awesome, but days like today really seal the deal! 

Here was our conversation....

T "Mommy, you should never share your diarrhea with anyone."
Me "What was that?"
T "You should never share your diarrhea. It is full of secrets."
Me "Oh. I think the word for that is diary."
T "Oh yeah, diary, not diarrhea. (giggling) That's gross."

(Love this smiling face! He needed to shave today, too.)

What funny has your kid shared lately?