Each week, I include a family friend joke on my newsletter. I'm running low. I've done the ones from Pinterest and a couple of our joke books. Do you have one to offer up for this noble purpose?
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In true "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours fashion," I offer you these jewels.... Where do cows go to see a show? a mooovie theater What do you call a train when it sneezes? a choo choo train (thanks Caleb!) What did the ocean say to the airplane? nothing, it just waved Where do mice park their boats? at the hickory dickory dock What is a snake's favorite subject? hissstory As my first graders would say, "GET IT? GET IT?"
We were telling jokes at the dinner table last night!
What did the zero say to the 8? Nice belt! Why did the elephant take toilet paper to the party? Because he's a party pooper! Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate (8) 9!
And my four year old contributed this new favorite... Why did the superhero flush the toilet? Because it was his duty!
I love the idea of including a joke in the newsletter! Awesome!
Ha! I bet your students love when you share jokes with them. My 6th grader loves these nerdy jokes from Hank Green: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTR2tVr2a6A&feature=share&list=UUGaVdbSav8xWuFWTadK6loA
We were telling jokes at the dinner table last night!
ReplyDeleteWhat did the zero say to the 8? Nice belt!
Why did the elephant take toilet paper to the party? Because he's a party pooper!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate (8) 9!
And my four year old contributed this new favorite...
Why did the superhero flush the toilet? Because it was his duty!
I love the idea of including a joke in the newsletter! Awesome!
Copied and pasted for the newsletter file! THANK YOU!!!
DeleteHa! I bet your students love when you share jokes with them. My 6th grader loves these nerdy jokes from Hank Green: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTR2tVr2a6A&feature=share&list=UUGaVdbSav8xWuFWTadK6loA
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness! Thank you for sharing this! Can't wait to show my teacher friends!!!
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